Five Stars

by My Pleasure



I like to read through people’s Amazon reviews. You can get a really good feel for a person based on their buying choices. Like just now, I found out this woman here is a light sleeper and has noisy neighbours, so these ear plugs she bought really did the trick. Five stars.

She likes carnivorous plants and Asian cuisine and the title of a self-help book tells me she’s just broken up with her boyfriend. She’s buying hair dye to cover her greys. She’s got a Princess Di mug and likes to crochet. She wears a tartan scarf and has a terracotta rug and for some reason she needed a replacement suction cup.

Her last post: The tablets have arrived. I’ve only taken two. I can’t tell the effects. I will get back to you.


released April 5, 2019


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